I'm Almost Here Again.

I have tried to publish a post four times now and I keep getting shut down by my computer.
Monday is new motherboard day for my laptop.
  Keep your fingers crossed for me.

A friend sent me this joke a couple of weeks ago and it made me laugh.
It's not a new one but when you're laugh deprived it's worth it's weight in goldendust.
Hope you enjoy.

A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the
dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head and
continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed
at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you.'
The burglar relaxed.

'Warn me,
huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'