Monday, May 4, 2009

Monday Chuckle




THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so
are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Yikes these were brutal!

12 comments:

  1. Peggy- your story today over at my place gave me CHILLS!

    I am still CHILLIN.

    omg. we need to totally hang out and chat .

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  2. Sorry Vodka mom didn't mean for you to get chills!
    Truth is stronger then fiction some say.
    Let's hang out!

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  3. Peggy, thanks for sharing those; I'd pass them on to my 'better' half but I don't ever want to hear them coming back! LOL

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  5. I love these!!!!!! They describe my past relationships. I know -- sad but true.

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  6. Susan;

    I agree with you, I showed them to my husb. and he laughed, then he saw the look on my face and said..."Not funny, I guess?"
    Note to self, don't share!

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  7. Julie;

    Ouch was my reaction...then I LOL!

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  8. Kay D;

    Good way to describe these quips....wicked!

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  9. Linda R.

    After I posted, I went back and read them all again. Wickedly funny was just the right emotion I felt. Thanks!

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  10. You gotta admit they were very creative.

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