A friend of mine sent this to me today and I thought it was cute. It's a little off color, as my Mother used to say, but we can handle it!
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little 'whoops' and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her and he's good looking as well..
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers,
"Madam . . if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit when I tell you the price ."
Audrey Hepburn was so beautiful. I had forgotten just how much!
Breakfast At Tiffany's is one of my top romantic movies.
I love happy endings !!!
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ReplyDeleteI loved Breakfast at Tiffany's and I loved Audrey Hepburn! So beautiful! Your blog brought back lots of fun happy memories! Thanks! Hope you have a great week!
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Funny one, Peggy!!! Funny, though... I wasn't crazy about Breakfast at Tiffany's as so many people were.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen this. I should check it out :)
ReplyDeleteYou know what? I don't think I've ever seen the movie all the way through. Another thing I shall have to do.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I actually laughed out loud, seriously LOL at your joke.
Oh my, one's worst nightmare! LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh! That was good!
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