Wednesday, August 19, 2009

A small chuckle

I thought this was cute.

Before my husband and I met, he had studied to be a priest.
Our anniversary is coming up... and he likes to remind me how close I came to marrying a priest.

HA HA Honey!


Catholic Shampoo
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the
beer. The first nun said it would be nice to enjoy a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have
one, but that she wouldn't feel comfortable about buying it.

The first nun replied that she could handle that without a problem.
So, she picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier
had a surprised look on his face, so the nun said, 'We use beer for
washing our hair; a sort of shampoo, if you will.'

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the
counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in
the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye,
smiled, and said, 'The curlers are on the house.'

I never mean to offend anyone and if I did so, I do apologise.

24 comments:

  1. LMAO!! I love it!

    We have an aunt who's a nun, and she'll love it too when I pass it on--she's told us that she gets tired of people thinking 'sisters' never have any fun or just aren't real people under their habit. She enjoys life as much as anyone, and is over ninety years old (looks much much younger!)

    Maybe it's all the shampoo and curlers she's been enjoying? ROFL!

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  2. You vixen. : )

    Did he keep his priest outfits to wear around the house and for neighborhood cookouts?

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  3. My husband had an Uncle that was a priest, in fact he married us.
    Besides being the priest of his own parrish ,he also worked at the families candy factory. When he would leave the church, he would drive like a crazy man to the factory. The police would stop him, Uncle B. made sure that he grabbed his collar from the glove box before the officer made it to his car window.
    Of course they usually knew him by name and they said "Father please slow down next time" and let him go.
    He had a great time and enjoyed himself many times ! He was a great character for a book!

    Thanks so for your comment, I always love them!

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  4. No...but I'm sure that he could have used his uncle's collar.
    That's too freaking to think about!!!

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  5. Don't you just love creative people? :)

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  6. Hope;

    I wish that I could think fast on my feet! I take a while to let it simmer.

    Mare

    Thanks Mare;

    My husband Jim also thought so!

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  7. Hahaha...this was a good one! And Happy Anniversary!

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  8. Awwww... that's actually quite sweet and you know Jimmy's uncle would have totally loved this joke!

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  9. Lol to funny and my sister is a nun.
    Have a great Anniversary.

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  10. Hoperising;

    So you now how regular they are.

    Our aunt is a nun!

    Hav a great weekend!

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  11. Great joke! Thanks for the laugh!

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  12. I love it! And just the laugh I needed for tonight! Thanks, Peggy!

    Enjoy your weekend!

    Sylvia

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  13. Joanie;

    Thank you, have a good weekend!

    Sylvia K.

    I'm glad, thank you!

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  14. Priceless Peggy - love it!
    June in Oz

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  15. June;

    Thank you,hope Oz is beautiful today!

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  16. Whoa, this is terrific!! HAHAHAHA!! Didn't offend me, I am out to spread this one... LOL =)

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  17. Thanks Michele;

    Spread away. Hope your husband is feeling much better!

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  18. Great choices :D I particularly like #5.

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  19. Love that word, Serendipity! truly sweet!
    Thanks so much for stopping by my blog.

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