I thought this was cute.
Before my husband and I met, he had studied to be a priest.
Our anniversary is coming up... and he likes to remind me how close I came to marrying a priest.
HA HA Honey!
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the
beer. The first nun said it would be nice to enjoy a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have
one, but that she wouldn't feel comfortable about buying it.
The first nun replied that she could handle that without a problem.
So, she picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier
had a surprised look on his face, so the nun said, 'We use beer for
washing our hair; a sort of shampoo, if you will.'
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the
counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in
the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye,
smiled, and said, 'The curlers are on the house.'
I never mean to offend anyone and if I did so, I do apologise.