Wednesday, December 16, 2009

A Few Adult Laughs


Just in case you're tired of the craziness that this season can sometimes bring, a minute of laughter or even just a smile can work wonders!
TO MY FRIENDS & FAMILY................ ENJOY!!!!




"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Jay Leno



"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."
Johnny Carson





"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
Larry Wilde

Happy Holidays !

28 comments:

  1. LOL...I love the Fruitcake one and the dog one. Susan is going to love that second one as well. Thanks for the laugh this morning :)

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  2. Oh, I do love them! Each and every one! Best laugh this morning!! And, yes, Susan is going to love the second one! I love the Jay Leno one, almost too true to be funny, but not quite!

    Have a great day, Peggy, and thanks for the laughs!

    Sylvia

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  3. Sylvia
    I had to put the fruitcake one in for Susan .LOL...poor little fruitcake has a complex!
    I'm glad it made you smile!

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  4. Thom;

    By Wednesday's, I often need a laugh. Saw the fruitcake one and it spoke to me "Susan Suasn"
    I admit to giving fruitcake that I have gotten as a gift, away to my mother!
    Thanks Thom

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  5. LOL When I saw the fruitcake I thought OMG I have to tell Thom to get over here. And he beat me!

    These were great Peggy; I was feeling a bit overwhelmed by everything that needs doing but I'm smiling now.
    ;-)

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  6. These are hilarious, Peg! I love the holiday look of your blog, too. I can see you're having fun!

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  7. thanks for the chuckles--they are all so funny. lol!

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  8. Thanks Kay;
    Gotta try and be festive...
    Hope you're feeling better!

    Lin;
    I'm glad...sometimes what you think is funny it isn't always funny to others!
    Have a good weekend Lin!

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  9. Oh, they're funny! [Although the Shrink looks alot like that host on "The Actor's Studio"].

    Thank you. After driving home and being cut off in traffic more than once before reaching the safety of country roads, you have restored my sense of humor and holiday spirit. :)

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  10. "Inside the Actor's Studio".

    Rain is turning to just cold....brain freeze has moved in for the evening. ;)

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  11. Those are great! The Johnny Carson fruitcake one has got to be one of my favorites!
    And that last one about the size of your tree is so true!
    Have a great week!

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  12. Hope;

    You are so right about the Dr with the fruitcake... does look like the guy from inside the actors studio. Wonder if he also counsels fruitcakes?
    Now back to my vegitive state.
    Good night!

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  13. Susan;

    Glad you like the fruitcake. Merry Christmas! Come over to the dark side and just smile at the crazies!

    LT;

    My grandmother always made fruitcake at Christmas...I was not a fan.
    I love the quote about the tree too! Kind of stios the crazies.

    Linda R;
    You're so welcome!
    Have a nice weekend!

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  14. That would be one nasty tasting snowflake yuuuuccccckk. now that would make me heave. Thanks for stopping by I appreciate your comments and your since of humor means the world to me too.


    This Blog Of Mine

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  15. Thanks Larry, how sweat you are.
    I like coming by your blog and seeing what you have on your mind!
    Have a good weekend!

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  16. Oh how I enjoyed reading these quotes and seeing the hilarious photos! I love the fruitcake photo and the quote by Johnny Carson the best! Just what I needed on this bitterly cold day! Thanks Peggy!

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  17. Thanks Cheryl;
    I think many of us had issues with fruitcakes. Never knew that they would have to see a shrink!
    It is cold brrrrrrrrrrr, here too!
    Have a great weekend!

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  18. Love the last one! Last winter it would have even applied to Bacchus!

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  19. Awe...that one really is my fav.
    Love dogs!
    Merry Christmas to you and yours!

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  20. Hahaha those were great. Merry Christmas and have a very Blessed New Year!!

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  21. Terrific! Thanks for the chuckles, Peggy!

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  22. Thanks for the good laugh!!

    I'm sending the dog one to my daughter...she'll love it.

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  23. Oh how I enjoyed reading these quotes and seeing the hilarious photos!

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